Candid Camera Classic Auto Answer Hell

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In this 1970s

From back in 1962, when they had phone booths, some fun with noise outside the booth. SPECIAL OFFER: Order Peter's funny ...

Customers get a coupon to scratch and lose. Chris plays the clerk in 2001. SPECIAL OFFER: Order Peter's funny new book, ...

Bikers, and even walkers, are stopped by Jose, the

Peter plays a

In 2003, we fixed a gas pump to run impossibly slow. SPECIAL OFFER: Order Peter's funny new book, "Self-Amused” through our ...

A tow truck driver gets all turned around in this

In Oregon, Peter pretends to be a city official, informing residents that they are getting new – longer – house numbers.

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In Connecticut back in 1991, we parked our

In Dallas, Peter conducts a fire sale at...a fire station. SPECIAL OFFER: Order Peter's funny new book, "Self-Amused” through our ...

Our motorist, Marge Green, gives signals no driver has ever seen in this

Buyers flip when Dick cuts "offending pages" from their books. A

In Ohio, Peter plays a cop who tickets passengers for speeding! SPECIAL OFFER: Order Peter's funny new book, "Self-Amused” ...

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Messengers check in, but they can never leave. (Subscribe to our channel at the end of the video.) SPECIAL OFFER: Order ...

Women try on hats but one person has no reflection! (Be sure to subscribe to our channel.) SPECIAL OFFER: Order Peter's funny ...

The note says "sorry"...but for what? Watch how men and women react differently to this